A litle joke :D
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A litle joke :D
cristi Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:08 pm
guy1: Guys, go out - leave and forget those PC's and L2!
guy2: Ok, I'm outside. What do I do next?
guy3: Look for the npc to start a quest...
guy2: Ok, I'm outside. What do I do next?
guy3: Look for the npc to start a quest...
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Re: A litle joke :D
artiom Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:27 pm
omg man wtf where is npc buffer?cristi wrote:guy1: Guys, go out - leave and forget those PC's and L2!
guy2: Ok, I'm outside. What do I do next?
guy3: Look for the npc to start a quest...
btw
2 random ppl on internet :
1:Look , it's raining outside!
2:Give me the link so I can see it too.
and
2 cs players:
1: Dude! Did you see that?
1: A train just got over SeDaN
2: Did you make a demo?
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Re: A litle joke :D
cristi Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:20 pm
check this one 
1: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up in your ass would you tell anybody?
2: i dont think so
1: Wanna go camping?
a clasic one :
lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you
"
"getting my song back fucker!!!"
1: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up in your ass would you tell anybody?
2: i dont think so
1: Wanna go camping?
a clasic one :
lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you
""getting my song back fucker!!!"
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Re: A litle joke :D
cristi Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:05 pm
Q:how do you know when a dwarf don't bends over?
A:when there are no adenas on the ground.
Q:how do you know an orc has left the room?
A:everyone stops holding their breath.
Q:how do you know a dark elf woman is bending over in aden?
A:every head in giran points north.
Q:how do you know a hero has left the room?
A:everyone takes off their sunglasses.
Q:why do all elves have some form of heal?
A:imagine waking up in the morning "Good morning hon- YEOUCH MY EYE!!" (pointy ear reference)
Q:why should you never ask a dwarf to screw a light bulb?
A:he'll charge you for the screw, the bulb, the recipe, the ladder, the supervision, and the electricity.
Q:how do we know that dwarves cant read?
A:none of their skills need books.
A:when there are no adenas on the ground.
Q:how do you know an orc has left the room?
A:everyone stops holding their breath.
Q:how do you know a dark elf woman is bending over in aden?
A:every head in giran points north.
Q:how do you know a hero has left the room?
A:everyone takes off their sunglasses.
Q:why do all elves have some form of heal?
A:imagine waking up in the morning "Good morning hon- YEOUCH MY EYE!!" (pointy ear reference)
Q:why should you never ask a dwarf to screw a light bulb?
A:he'll charge you for the screw, the bulb, the recipe, the ladder, the supervision, and the electricity.
Q:how do we know that dwarves cant read?
A:none of their skills need books.
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Re: A litle joke :D
Varrio Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:02 pm
right .. so dwarves are jewish !cristi wrote:Q:how do you know when a dwarf don't bends over?
A:when there are no adenas on the ground.
Q:how do you know an orc has left the room?
A:everyone stops holding their breath.
Q:how do you know a dark elf woman is bending over in aden?
A:every head in giran points north.
Q:how do you know a hero has left the room?
A:everyone takes off their sunglasses.
Q:why do all elves have some form of heal?
A:imagine waking up in the morning "Good morning hon- YEOUCH MY EYE!!" (pointy ear reference)
Q:why should you never ask a dwarf to screw a light bulb?
A:he'll charge you for the screw, the bulb, the recipe, the ladder, the supervision, and the electricity.
Q:how do we know that dwarves cant read?
A:none of their skills need books.
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Re: A litle joke :D
Juice93FuCrew Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:22 pm
Check This One :
2 Programmers Walking On Street and see hot chick
1 Programmer : OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHICK SHE HAVE GOOD PROPERTIES !
2 Programmer : Sorry buddy she is READ ONLY !
2 Programmers Walking On Street and see hot chick
1 Programmer : OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHICK SHE HAVE GOOD PROPERTIES !
2 Programmer : Sorry buddy she is READ ONLY !
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Re: A litle joke :D
artiom Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:06 pm
hilarious!!Juice93FuCrew wrote:Check This One :
2 Programmers Walking On Street and see hot chick
1 Programmer : OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHICK SHE HAVE GOOD PROPERTIES !
2 Programmer : Sorry buddy she is READ ONLY !
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