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A litle joke :D

Post  cristi on Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:08 pm

guy1: Guys, go out - leave and forget those PC's and L2!
guy2: Ok, I'm outside. What do I do next?
guy3: Look for the npc to start a quest...

Laughing

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Post  artiom on Thu Nov 18, 2010 12:27 pm

cristi wrote:guy1: Guys, go out - leave and forget those PC's and L2!
guy2: Ok, I'm outside. What do I do next?
guy3: Look for the npc to start a quest...

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omg man wtf where is npc buffer?

btw

2 random ppl on internet :
1:Look , it's raining outside!
2:Give me the link so I can see it too.

and

2 cs players:
1: Dude! Did you see that?
1: A train just got over SeDaN
2: Did you make a demo?

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Post  cristi on Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:17 pm

nice joks
2nd one is epic ^^

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Post  cristi on Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:20 pm

check this one Very Happy

1: If you went camping and you got REALLY drunk with your friend and you
woke up the next morning with a condom stuck up in your ass would you tell anybody?
2: i dont think so
1: Wanna go camping?

king


a clasic one :
lol
I download something from Napster
And the same guy I downloaded it from starts downloading it from me when I'm done
I message him and say "What are you doing? I just got that from you scratch"
"getting my song back fucker!!!"

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Post  zetsumei on Thu Nov 18, 2010 1:32 pm

"getting my song back fucker!!!" lol!
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Post  cristi on Thu Nov 18, 2010 4:05 pm

Q:how do you know when a dwarf don't bends over?
A:when there are no adenas on the ground.

Q:how do you know an orc has left the room?
A:everyone stops holding their breath.

Q:how do you know a dark elf woman is bending over in aden?
A:every head in giran points north.

Q:how do you know a hero has left the room?
A:everyone takes off their sunglasses.

Q:why do all elves have some form of heal?
A:imagine waking up in the morning "Good morning hon- YEOUCH MY EYE!!" (pointy ear reference)

Q:why should you never ask a dwarf to screw a light bulb?
A:he'll charge you for the screw, the bulb, the recipe, the ladder, the supervision, and the electricity.

Q:how do we know that dwarves cant read?
A:none of their skills need books.


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Post  Varrio on Thu Nov 18, 2010 8:02 pm

cristi wrote:Q:how do you know when a dwarf don't bends over?
A:when there are no adenas on the ground.

Q:how do you know an orc has left the room?
A:everyone stops holding their breath.

Q:how do you know a dark elf woman is bending over in aden?
A:every head in giran points north.

Q:how do you know a hero has left the room?
A:everyone takes off their sunglasses.

Q:why do all elves have some form of heal?
A:imagine waking up in the morning "Good morning hon- YEOUCH MY EYE!!" (pointy ear reference)

Q:why should you never ask a dwarf to screw a light bulb?
A:he'll charge you for the screw, the bulb, the recipe, the ladder, the supervision, and the electricity.

Q:how do we know that dwarves cant read?
A:none of their skills need books.

right .. so dwarves are jewish ! Twisted Evil
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Post  Juice93FuCrew on Sun Nov 21, 2010 3:22 pm

Check This One :

2 Programmers Walking On Street and see hot chick
1 Programmer : OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHICK SHE HAVE GOOD PROPERTIES !
2 Programmer : Sorry buddy she is READ ONLY !
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Post  artiom on Sun Nov 21, 2010 6:06 pm

Juice93FuCrew wrote:Check This One :

2 Programmers Walking On Street and see hot chick
1 Programmer : OH MAN LOOK AT THAT CHICK SHE HAVE GOOD PROPERTIES !
2 Programmer : Sorry buddy she is READ ONLY !
hilarious!!

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